a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost
Natural Eye Color Chart
why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”
Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?
I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)
Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.
reblogging again for that^
Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.
Do you ever do that thing where you go “I have written a whole sentence! And it isn’t terrible!” *browses internet as a reward for an hour*. No, me either.
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it
Okay, but imagine: the kids returning to Hogwarts. The halfbloods and the ones who have ways of monitoring what’s going on in the Muggle world. All the girls (and a few boys) coming back and adopting the costumes of the Spice Girls as a way of showing solidarity with the Muggleborn friends who haven’t returned.
Girls dying their hair red. Ginny Weasley bleaching the front strips of her hair (but covering it up before Molly ever gets wind of it). Girls with tight curls letting their hair grow wild. Tight, high ponytails and jogging bottoms. Tiger print and baby doll dresses, acid colours and massive platform boots.
And the contingent of teachers who know all this stuff is coming from the Muggle world can’t admit it without acknowledging they’ve done some research into Muggle culture, so in the end the best Snape can do is ban monster platforms on safety grounds. Still, it doesn’t help when McGonagall sits in staff meetings humming “Who Do You Think You Are”.
When you stumble upon a story idea from years ago in an old notebook and wonder how you could ever have forgotten about it.
Edit: Make that four story ideas. This notebook is gold.
your sheep looks concerned