mangabreadroll:

tflatte:

blackbanshee:

fearless-proud-andstrong:

ohhaiimelissa:

kristalbabich:

“It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredricksen.”


“Adventure Is Out There!”

Someone asked me to post these two companion pieces together so it was easier to reblog them.

THIS WAS NOT OKAY

DUG

HE’S STILL WEARING THE ELLIE BADGE

I was just going to scroll past this when I REALISED what it was

nyxetoile:

sammiwolfe:

miss-wicked:

thesuperjew:

irisparry:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I…wut?

Bless this post.

Jesus christ, am I really that old already?!

Yep! Kids in the 90s didn’t dress provocatively. There was absolutely NO bubble gum-pop/one hit wonders on the radio. Kids who were “punk” or dressed differently weren’t mocked or shunned in any way. No one wore tons of makeup or cared about sex. Truly, it was a glorious time.
Now get off my fucking lawn.

nyxetoile:

sammiwolfe:

miss-wicked:

thesuperjew:

irisparry:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I…wut?

Bless this post.

Jesus christ, am I really that old already?!

Yep! Kids in the 90s didn’t dress provocatively. There was absolutely NO bubble gum-pop/one hit wonders on the radio. Kids who were “punk” or dressed differently weren’t mocked or shunned in any way. No one wore tons of makeup or cared about sex. Truly, it was a glorious time.

Now get off my fucking lawn.

sparkamovement:

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

THIISSSTHISSTHIS. -k

downeyy:


Iron Man 3: Maya Hansen dies, reallyThor 2: Frigga dies, reallyThe Amazing Spider-Man 2: Gwen Stacy dies, really98% of the females in X-Men:Days of Future Past: Dead, reallyAgents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Victoria Hand dies, really

Ant-Man: JANET VAN DYNE DIES, REALLY

downeyy:

Iron Man 3: Maya Hansen dies, really
Thor 2: Frigga dies, really
The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Gwen Stacy dies, really
98% of the females in X-Men:Days of Future Past: Dead, really
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Victoria Hand dies, really

Ant-Man: JANET VAN DYNE DIES, REALLY

helshades:

eatingcroutons:

the203alphafemale:

Miley’s speech before singing Wrecking Ball

My. Fucking. Hero.

I can’t help but think that if this were a man ranting about a woman, Tumblr would be frothing at the mouth about MALE ENTITLEMENT! NOBODY OWES YOU A RELATIONSHIP YOU OPPRESSIVE ARSEHOLE!

I don’t know about context, but out of it that whole soliloquy sounds an awful lot like harassment.

I mean, emotional torture as a kind of retaliation for whichever initial suffering cannot be celebrated as a summit in maturity anyway, but this is pretty nasty stuff, isn’t it?

I am actually reminded of a parody of an Adele song about breaking up by the guys at Key of Awesome.

She’s overestimating her reach too. I have never heard one of her songs - they aren’t hard to avoid.

glutenfreewaffles:

Do you ever have suCH A GOOD FAN FICTION IDEA

AND THEN

YOU CAN’T FUCKING WRITE IT BECAUSE THIS IDEA IS SO GOOD IT DESERVES AT LEAST 65,293 WORDS AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T GIVE IT THAT. 

harrenholler:

"There’s this issue you’re not allowed to discuss: that women are needy. Men can go for longer, more happily, without women. That’s the truth. We don’t, as little boys, play at being married - we try to avoid it for as long as possible. Meanwhile women are out there hunting for husbands."

                                                                              -Steven Moffat [x]

I just want to frame that and hang it on the wall of every Moffat apologist, so they can wake up and look at that every morning. 

mstallulahbelle:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

Disney has at last devised a way to get back the meager bit that I don’t already give to them of my paycheck. Behold the glory of all the new Haunted Mansion merchandise that will soon be mine.

I need all of this stuff. ALL OF IT!

Rae Earl Appreciation Week:

day six FAVORITE DYNAMIC/PAIRING

Rae x Archie

blushy-fallen-angel:

strokemyglabella:

perkeleen-tursas:



perfect usage of that gif

Reblogging just because of the gif.

blushy-fallen-angel:

strokemyglabella:

perkeleen-tursas:

perfect usage of that gif

Reblogging just because of the gif.

becisvolatile:

latessitrice:

lorenrogan:

idetonatearoundhim:

I finally watched this trailer, and really love how it was scored and designed just like one for a horror movie. There’s still hope for the Seattle Strangler twist ending I’ve been hoping for

This movie is a thriller about Anastasia Steele, an experienced corporate spy, who finds herself in a tight spot when her target, Christian Grey, becomes obsessed with her…
Am I close?
(At least that was what I got from the trailer…)
Sooo, not really sure what the big deal is about, and the trailer and synopsis don’t give a lot to go on but, I’ve got a guess… :p
Steele was posing as a somewhat meek reporter, in a mission to plant a high tech bug, in the office of Grey Enterprises CEO, the very private, very reclusive boardroom shark: Christian Grey.
After researching and studying the character features that most likely would inspire trust in Grey, Steele’s team intercepted the real reporter and sent her in instead.
Her performance was a success, and she managed to plant the bug, which, due to a technical error, malfunctioned prematurely, rendering the whole mission a failure.
Knowing their chances were gone, Steele and her team dropped out. However, a window opened when they hacked a call to the newspaper asking for personal information of the reporter sent to Grey Enterprises, requested by the CEO himself…
By that point, Steele, thinking maybe her cover had been blown, was reluctant to accept Grey’s dinner offer. Ordered by her boss, who wanted the assignment finished, she agreed to meet with him.
At the same time, a pathologically driven Grey, who knew Steele was a spy, but didn’t know her attempt had been futile,  was determined to find out what she knew by any means necessary.
With the threat of losing a multimilionaire deal for either of their sides, both characters engaged into a silent war, trying to outsmart each other using feelings, blackmail, lies and sex…
Grey then started stalking Steele’s family and friends and interfering with her real life, finally proving he knew what she was, but instead of suing her and her client company, he revealed more secrets to her, that involved previous fatal victims of his psychopathic and obsessive nature, and offered her a deal she couldn’t refuse, complete control of her life, for the price of the lives of her family and friends.
Steele found herself against a corner, entered the deal, and planned for a way out that would at the same time, reveal the truth about Grey’s crimes.
At the end of it all, after he found out about her plan, a fight ensued between them, where she got the upper hand and managed to escape, by knocking Grey out and handcuffing him to a bed.
A month later, and still hiding, Steele got an email from a contact that said that Grey was being trial for the disappearance and alleged murder of two previos GE interns, and at the same time, was being sued by multimillionare Thomas Crown, for plagiarizing his flirting methods.
The End
*trailer was very funny, no offense to FSOG fans, unfollow at will*

That’s a film I’d actually be interested in watching.

Why are we not funding this…

We should be. lorenrogan, get cracking on that screenplay.

becisvolatile:

latessitrice:

lorenrogan:

idetonatearoundhim:

I finally watched this trailer, and really love how it was scored and designed just like one for a horror movie. There’s still hope for the Seattle Strangler twist ending I’ve been hoping for

This movie is a thriller about Anastasia Steele, an experienced corporate spy, who finds herself in a tight spot when her target, Christian Grey, becomes obsessed with her…

Am I close?

(At least that was what I got from the trailer…)

Sooo, not really sure what the big deal is about, and the trailer and synopsis don’t give a lot to go on but, I’ve got a guess… :p

Steele was posing as a somewhat meek reporter, in a mission to plant a high tech bug, in the office of Grey Enterprises CEO, the very private, very reclusive boardroom shark: Christian Grey.

After researching and studying the character features that most likely would inspire trust in Grey, Steele’s team intercepted the real reporter and sent her in instead.

Her performance was a success, and she managed to plant the bug, which, due to a technical error, malfunctioned prematurely, rendering the whole mission a failure.

Knowing their chances were gone, Steele and her team dropped out. However, a window opened when they hacked a call to the newspaper asking for personal information of the reporter sent to Grey Enterprises, requested by the CEO himself…

By that point, Steele, thinking maybe her cover had been blown, was reluctant to accept Grey’s dinner offer. Ordered by her boss, who wanted the assignment finished, she agreed to meet with him.

At the same time, a pathologically driven Grey, who knew Steele was a spy, but didn’t know her attempt had been futile,  was determined to find out what she knew by any means necessary.

With the threat of losing a multimilionaire deal for either of their sides, both characters engaged into a silent war, trying to outsmart each other using feelings, blackmail, lies and sex…

Grey then started stalking Steele’s family and friends and interfering with her real life, finally proving he knew what she was, but instead of suing her and her client company, he revealed more secrets to her, that involved previous fatal victims of his psychopathic and obsessive nature, and offered her a deal she couldn’t refuse, complete control of her life, for the price of the lives of her family and friends.

Steele found herself against a corner, entered the deal, and planned for a way out that would at the same time, reveal the truth about Grey’s crimes.

At the end of it all, after he found out about her plan, a fight ensued between them, where she got the upper hand and managed to escape, by knocking Grey out and handcuffing him to a bed.

A month later, and still hiding, Steele got an email from a contact that said that Grey was being trial for the disappearance and alleged murder of two previos GE interns, and at the same time, was being sued by multimillionare Thomas Crown, for plagiarizing his flirting methods.

The End

*trailer was very funny, no offense to FSOG fans, unfollow at will*

That’s a film I’d actually be interested in watching.

Why are we not funding this…

We should be. lorenrogan, get cracking on that screenplay.

comealongthensexy:

yoonis:

indielvssyn:

haveigonetoofar:

Men Replace Women in Sexy Motorcycle Ads 

Yet another reason to go Ducati.

Women are so not turned on by this; we’re laughing. And that’s actually the best way to advertise to women, folks - make us fucking laugh (even if this was meant to be a parody, I’m responding in general to how motorcycles and shit advertise to men by showing them sexy women and suggesting if you want to advertise to women, make us laugh). 

This is fabulous.